AISubs v3.7
I had a bad feeling about this!
What's up?
What's up with you?
I'm serious!
Everyone, you know the iPhone 8 and iPhone 10 that were recently announced and released, right?
The moment I heard about it, I thought "Why isn't there a 9?"
You thought about it, right?
Oh...
There are two theories, but I came up with two theories.
One is that Steve Jobs, who was overwhelmingly intelligent, passed away, and the next one is Q, who forgot that he was Q.
Oh no, it was Q!
The other one is "I made a 9, but is it okay to release it?"
Isn't it a little subtle?
But since we made it, let's leave it as a 9 and release it as a 10.
That's the idea.
That's right.
I don't know if there's a phantom 9, but this time we're all going to make a phantom iPhone 9.
Recently, you know, our cook changed his iPhone to an iPhone 10.
I bought it yesterday.
You're getting carried away.
I can't forgive you for this.
We're going to modify that iPhone 10 and make it look like the iPhone 9 was like this.
What do you mean, modify it?
We're going to make it look like this.
We've lost the horn, we've done a lot of things, but the more out of fashion it is, the more subtle the function is.
Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
I'm sure the iPhone 9 was like this, right?
I'm sorry.
I'd like to do it.
I see.
New theory, start!
(Let's go to the store)
So we've just bought it
Let's go and get the Teng
Wait!
Wait! I'm playing a battle of the gods!
Who wants to go first?
Okay, I'll go
There's no home button
It's hard to use, so let's put the home button on again
So I pushed up the home button
It's already sealed, but it's not there
If you reverse 6, it becomes 9
Yes, revolution
But it's a full screen, so it's 9
It's a full screen, but the home button is independent
That's what it means, it's still a Teng
Okay, I'll put it up
Yes, it's a mess, it's perfect, yes, that's why it's my turn, but there are things that are 6s and 7 8 and have disappeared
It's an earphone jack. It's a problem. I think it's better to have one.
This time I bought it. It's an earphone jack. Moreover, there are two holes. It's amazing. It's amazing.
78 disappears and once it's cut and it's two. It's a revolution.
I didn't need it in the store. I'm going to install it now.
Yes, it's like this. I installed the earphone jack. If it were true, it would probably be built in and used properly, but this time it's a replica, so it's my turn.
Until now, there have been quite a few simple colors. Seven attacked me a little and put out red, but there are many people who like flashy colors, so I think I attacked Nine with a flashy color only.
So this time, only rainbow color has been released. Thank you very much.
After all, I reflected and returned to the store, so there is such a thing in between.
Yes, this is definitely this white as a result of reflection.
It's in the store, camera.
This is dangerous. I can't do anything.
Dangerous. What is this? Everyone in the store, please write an autograph on your iPhone from now on, but you can't.
It's true.
It seems like there is a silver one. There is only a silver side, so I will put it here.
It's done.
Here it is!
Ta-dah!
It's pretty transparent, isn't it?
It's really beautiful.
It's cool.
Even if you can't see it, you can tell it's here, can't you?
What can't you measure with an iPhone that has been released so far?
You can't measure it.
You can measure distance.
Google Maps.
You can measure Google Maps.
You can also measure heart rate and body temperature.
You can also measure time.
I paid a little attention to it and this time...
Here it is!
Are you kidding me?
Can you tell the difference between big and small spoons?
It's confusing.
You can eat like this while watching cooking videos in the back.
You can eat like this.
I'm going to eat it now.
It's done.
Here are the products.
Ta-dah!
So this is iPhone 9.
iPhone 9.
But now that you say it, I don't think there is one.
It's like a book button from a distance.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
That's good.
He'll be happy.
Yeah.
Let's go.
Yes.
Let's show him the only iPhone 9 in the world.
Yes.
Here you go, sir.
Yes.
That's what we made with all our heart and soul.
Ah, it's fast.
Ah!
You're being too close.
Wait, wait, wait.
This is 150,000 yen.
What is it?
It was iPhone X.
Your iPhone X has been reborn as the only iPhone 9 in the world.
Congratulations!
What do you think of it?
I don't like it.
Huh?
Is there anything you don't like about it?
I don't know if it's good overall.
We apologize for the inconvenience caused by the purchase of this new iPhone 9.
Would you like me to take a look at it once?
99.9% restored
This is an iPhone X, isn't it?
I'm glad you restored it.
Well, I'm really happy now. Would you like me to take a look at it?
No, I'd like you to die in a place like this.
I'm sorry.